Is that really my reputation?!?

Well, thank you to everyone who thought that the Craig's List Classified Posting was me...

I don't really know what to think! But all I can really do is just laugh.... (I guess - you jerks... hahah you're lucky I love you all!)

Well, since I'm really the only one who still cares to post on this thing, what can I say to entertain the masses? I'll give you an update:

Reading week is soon, thank god... and HERE HERE to our current University President for giving us a snowday on Friday - what a nice unexpected long weekend. However, it sucked as well because I didn't get to see the Clown Show - booooourns. I really enjoyed calling my parents and friends and yelling "HAPPY FUCKIN' SNOWDAY!!!!" into the receiver. Snowball fights to be continued hopefully sometime soon at the Christie Pits. Gordo - we need to play your 2-4 toboganning game.

Salsbury came and visited the ShitHaus last Thursday with his Wii. No MessyStephLaw this time. Although it could have gotten messy with the lazer air hockey game - and those jumping cows!!

Saturday was one of the last nights of the festivities at Nathan Phillips Square for WinterCity. There was an amazing Alice and Wonderland show on stilts, a fire show and the WEAKERTHANS!!! I unfortunately didn't enjoy their encore. Not because it was bad, it was amazing, but because I was so concentrated on finding the quickest way out for a pee! I ran as fast as I could to the Eaton Centre and barely was able to pull my leggings down... man, when holding on to pee for that long and then finally being able to go is the BEST feeling in the world... well, second to orgasms, haha.

Then there was the cast party for the Clown Show at the "Thirsty Penguin" (FKA the Blade) which was good times but never seizes to amaze me with all the bullshit drama people make for themselves... what happened to forgetting about your worries and partying your face off?? COMON' GET SHMAMMERED PEOPLE! Oh, I guess that is a House Manager inside-joke - but still - let's party ("oh oh, and all of that has to go on a pot leaf!! Oh and don't forget the cross, because I'm really religious.")

Sunday was the SuperBowl, the only day the Absinthe is open on a Sunday. The Blackouts were great to yell out your frustrations.... hahaha. And no one won the TV - Rudd was close!!

Monday - we continued to go to the Fox as Heroes is still not on the TV - Family Night had been replaced by Drunk and Beligerant Night.

I have found an alternative FreeBird (I know you all love it so much - but please, let's not play the shit out of it so I can still enjoy it when it comes on the radio) - well at least for me anyway. Its not as long and quite a challenge of your skills on the GH1 - "Cheat on the Church". I yet have to see Travis get past 21% on expert.

Well, we are on Wednesday currently. Its snowing again - big fluffy stuff. Let's hope the pathways at York and the sidewalks around here are not flooded anymore - I'm running out of dry socks. The Winters Wildhawks (our hockey team) have made it to the finals tonight. I don't know who they are playing, but the game starts at 9:15pm. Good luck boys, bring it home to Momma!!

This just in: In a phone call from our beloved Meg Maguire - JEFF FUCKIN' B is HOME!!! But I'm sure you all knew that already.

Okay okay, this is getting long and isn't that interesting... I think I hear some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese calling my name. Later all,

Cheers,

StephLaw