Congratulations to Two Foot Falls!

Our good JewFro wearing, drum playing, movie quoting man Brandon Robbins has some good news! His band was scouted by the Producer of Pilot and the Mixer for Silverchair!

Congrats B-Man!

You need to hear the story though, it's a doozie.


*Mamma D*

Arrested Development Movie

Exclusive! Jason Bateman Confirms Arrested Development Movie Talks

Life Lesson # 24

You know when you get really baked and you do a funny dance thing around the living room that makes your sister laugh so hard she pees herself? Some people like that moment so much they decide to do it forever.

*Thanks to Umar and Jax for the photo-op

-Published by Flu. Turbo Flu.

FREAKIN' SNOW FORT!!??!! (uhhh, its called a quincy...)

LET'S GO PLAY OUTSIDE IN THE SNOW!!!!!!!

Welcome to the NewHomeFreeLand Guest Suite: That's right folks! We are fuckin' snow engineers!!! I haven't played in the snow like that since the winters of Grade 8! I've never felt so productive or accomplished about anything in a really long time. If only I could channel that energy towards my homework then I'd be in good shape! I'm going to head to the bank to get a Temp. card 'cause I'm an idiot and lost my debit card, then to Dollar Rama to buy some furnishings for our Quincy... or however you spell it....

It fits 6 people max. inside and its over 6 feet tall on the outside. (Hotboxes like a dream!) We all demonstrated some awesome team work and initiative... way too much fun.

The only thing I have to work on is putting my sleep schedule back in order....

YAY! Let's play in the snow!!

OH, and here is the next RVL strip (think Icanhascheezburger):

ps. RVL: stands for Romfield Victory Lapse incase some of you were wondering.

RVL Comic #2: Robo-Aitch

So I really hope our tall guy finds his iPod, it was fun to watch him get ready for work yesterday. Mind you the haziness of the room probably helped a lot. I didn't think two very plump tuna sandwhiches would fit in on Ziplock bag - but they did.

Anyway, off to campus to save the world (and by world I mean Winters) from all its troubles (and by troubles I mean... yeah, er....its troubles....).

Cheers,

StephLaw

RVL Comic #1

So I've decided not only to take crappy little photos from my cell as ways to entertain you (to the left is The Weakerthans playing at Nathan Phillips Square for Toronto's Winter City - wicked show by my standards), but I thought that I'd also post some RVL Comics that I've started "painting"after reading like half of the Natalie Dee comics. This is one of the first comics:

click on it to make it larger.

Anway - here are some snippits from today's snowy day:

First one: it has snowed a crap ton today...you'd think there would be a point when there would just be no more snow...

Second one: GH just never stops around here *sigh*

Third one: The poopmaster himself, Sir Rigoo of Stinkanator... STOP PEEING ON THINGS!

So, I'm glad this is how I've decided to start off my reading week - WITH NOTHING!! :)

Cheers,

StephLaw

The Revival of the "Paint" Experience

I found her, yep I did... and I spent at least an hour and a half flipping through all the comics - they never get old, I love 'em!!!

Like this one:


Thanks to Natalie Dee for sparking my interest back into Paint drawings!

Enjoy!

Cheers,

StephLaw

A Graveyard BBQ:

Bless these Children
Blessed he who BBQ's
Blessed he who giveth to thee
Alright folks, I want you to take a step back
I want you to dig deep in those pockets
I WANT YOU TO GIVE!!!

I am your father
I am your priest
Your only Messiah
To say the least
So donate and give, give generously
Give all you got, GIVE IT TO ME!

I run this place, the House of God
With your new God “GRILL”, your dreams fulfilled
If these walls could talk, the stories they’d tell
And if they did, I’d be in a whole lotta HELL!

So I’m close to the pope, ya know what that means
I can grab and grope and do as I please
Gone into confession, my gamblins in session
Now tell me your sins, 3 cherries I win! I

cheat on the church and embezzle with Greed
I cheat on the church and I take what I need
I cheat on the church and I do as I please
I cheat on the church, boy get down on your knees!

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Happy rockin' out,

The Dr., the Dragon and the SLaw

'Lil B is here!

So yesterday I went to meet a Friendly Stranger, and walked out with a ton of stuff including a new toy, my first of it's kind, which I named Iceburg at first, but soon realized that Iceburg is a lame ass name.. So it's 'Lil B now.

I would like to make sure that everyone who wishes a meeting with her, gets to meet her, as she loves meeting new people.

Tenants of Shit Haus,

You are all REQUIRED to make an appointment with her. She is plenty excited to meet you all.

Tenants of Newhomefreeland,

Some of you have met her, some of you need to meet her.

Come on over,


Peace N*ggas!

*Mamma D*

We're losers....

...uh, wait!!

No.

WE'RE GUITAR HEROES.

Some people question what we do with our time, but we say "why not?". Derek has graced us with another present. I think I'm in love and I don't think I'll be leaving the house any time soon...

GUITAR HERO 3 IS UPON US.

And the new addition to my iPod as soon as I get it back from Joel's will be Cheat on the Church. That way I can power walk it to campus and dance my fuckin' ass off in the shower. If I were a stripper that would be one of my picks - just for the Romfieldians!

Baby kitty might be playing with two ball less in his court soon - "watch the poop! WATCH THE POOP!!" - Finnighan's jealous days may almost be over via the vet, that is if Deanna doesn't chop them off first. Man, I've smelt some smelly shits in my day, but I don't think anything compares to this guy!! Maybe its the toilet bowl water (Nick's conclusions after discussing why he may be such a stink).

Oh, and my card to Lowercase is almost done! It reads like this:

Dear Lowercase h,

Thank you for being such a great hockey player, you got me pleasantly drunk.

Much love and cheers,
StephLaw

The reason for the "drunk" was for the sheer fact that our drinking-game-creating-genius travelled over to the Fox and the Fiddle with us to watch the OHL AllStar game ("there's blackies on the whities"...maybe I shouldn't publish that - nevermind, inside joke). Aitch's little brother was the star of our night as we watch and listened for his name all so we could drink to it! And if he scored a goal, we'd have to chug our drinks. Brilliant. (HODGMAN - drink!)

Oh and ontop of that, "face-crack" now has a commercial, so we have to beware of any TVs with cable that showcases Rogers unless we are in the mood for additional sips to our drinks.

So, we did indeed have another snowday. Classes were cancelled at 7pm tonight, not that it mattered for me 'cause I have no class on Wednesdays... but that also meant the Wildhawks game was cancelled. I hope that they do a make-up game for when I can make it to show full support for mah-boyz!

Well, it looks like we all spoke too soon when we said the snow has stopped. A plow just drove by................ yeah its terrible out there. Geez, I don't think I remember snow like this happening in ages, like when my friends used to use my sweet front yard as the ultimate snow play-place. Fingers crossed for another day in of Guitar Hero!!

Okay so maybe I'm the one loser around here.......

Cheers,

StephLaw
GuitarHero
ShitHaus
RomfieldVictoryLapse

ps. Gordo, I'm totally down for Saturday!!! Where do you have in mind - or is it secret!?!

Would have left it as a comment but who reads those?

YES, we do need to play the All Canadian Downhill Beer Grabbing Challenge, the only problem with Christie Pits is that other people are going to be there and the game really doesn't work if everyone using the hill isn't participating. But I think I might know a place where we can go. The weather is supposed to be good on friday and saturday, I think saturday might be the better of the two because the temperature is supposed to rise a bit. If anyone has a preference or wants to come along just let me know. 

-Gordo

Is that really my reputation?!?

Well, thank you to everyone who thought that the Craig's List Classified Posting was me...

I don't really know what to think! But all I can really do is just laugh.... (I guess - you jerks... hahah you're lucky I love you all!)

Well, since I'm really the only one who still cares to post on this thing, what can I say to entertain the masses? I'll give you an update:

Reading week is soon, thank god... and HERE HERE to our current University President for giving us a snowday on Friday - what a nice unexpected long weekend. However, it sucked as well because I didn't get to see the Clown Show - booooourns. I really enjoyed calling my parents and friends and yelling "HAPPY FUCKIN' SNOWDAY!!!!" into the receiver. Snowball fights to be continued hopefully sometime soon at the Christie Pits. Gordo - we need to play your 2-4 toboganning game.

Salsbury came and visited the ShitHaus last Thursday with his Wii. No MessyStephLaw this time. Although it could have gotten messy with the lazer air hockey game - and those jumping cows!!

Saturday was one of the last nights of the festivities at Nathan Phillips Square for WinterCity. There was an amazing Alice and Wonderland show on stilts, a fire show and the WEAKERTHANS!!! I unfortunately didn't enjoy their encore. Not because it was bad, it was amazing, but because I was so concentrated on finding the quickest way out for a pee! I ran as fast as I could to the Eaton Centre and barely was able to pull my leggings down... man, when holding on to pee for that long and then finally being able to go is the BEST feeling in the world... well, second to orgasms, haha.

Then there was the cast party for the Clown Show at the "Thirsty Penguin" (FKA the Blade) which was good times but never seizes to amaze me with all the bullshit drama people make for themselves... what happened to forgetting about your worries and partying your face off?? COMON' GET SHMAMMERED PEOPLE! Oh, I guess that is a House Manager inside-joke - but still - let's party ("oh oh, and all of that has to go on a pot leaf!! Oh and don't forget the cross, because I'm really religious.")

Sunday was the SuperBowl, the only day the Absinthe is open on a Sunday. The Blackouts were great to yell out your frustrations.... hahaha. And no one won the TV - Rudd was close!!

Monday - we continued to go to the Fox as Heroes is still not on the TV - Family Night had been replaced by Drunk and Beligerant Night.

I have found an alternative FreeBird (I know you all love it so much - but please, let's not play the shit out of it so I can still enjoy it when it comes on the radio) - well at least for me anyway. Its not as long and quite a challenge of your skills on the GH1 - "Cheat on the Church". I yet have to see Travis get past 21% on expert.

Well, we are on Wednesday currently. Its snowing again - big fluffy stuff. Let's hope the pathways at York and the sidewalks around here are not flooded anymore - I'm running out of dry socks. The Winters Wildhawks (our hockey team) have made it to the finals tonight. I don't know who they are playing, but the game starts at 9:15pm. Good luck boys, bring it home to Momma!!

This just in: In a phone call from our beloved Meg Maguire - JEFF FUCKIN' B is HOME!!! But I'm sure you all knew that already.

Okay okay, this is getting long and isn't that interesting... I think I hear some White Cheddar Mac and Cheese calling my name. Later all,

Cheers,

StephLaw